The garbage men who empty our trash bins every Tuesday and Friday, do so with the swiftness and efficiency of a cat burglar.... By cat burglar, I mean a 250lb mans man learning how to perform leaping ballet moves in a china shop all while nursing a severe inner ear infection.

There's also somone with a 1997 Camry which is _always_ parked next to one set of trash bins. It has a car alarm tuned so sensitive, its been rumored to detect earthquakes well into the Pacific Ocean. Anyways, it has become the emergency back-up alarm clock, because the garbage men without a doubt set that shitty car's alarm off constantly while emptying the trash - and its almost always 7:45 when they do it.

Bleh. Time to make the donuts.